December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.”
– Mitch Hedberg (via mb22)
Dec 31st
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Hello my name is Natalie and apparently the only thing I’m good for is sex and not even lately so I guess I’m worthless. ? Nice to meet you.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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My boob smells like mocha cappuccino.
Dec 30th
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col321 replied to your post: ruppish replied to your post: Just playfully… They’re from Woodruff. All of them. That would also be my luck. I swear every time I talk to someone they’re from Woodruff and know all the same people as I do. I CAN’T GET AWAY.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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ruppish replied to your post: Just playfully argued with a hot male at the… soul mate maybe!? go back and get him!! Weeeelll. He works there. And it’s the closest to my house. I’m sure I’ll be seeing him again. It’s weird though… It’s like they hired all the hot boys at that store. Watch - they’re all in high school. That would be my luck.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Just playfully argued with a hot male at the grocery store about cat poop. Emphasize hot. And male. …..and cat poop. Why am I single again?
Dec 30th
Dec 28th
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I smell like a bonfire.
Me gusta.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Lost & Snow Day.
Dec 27th
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le sigh.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Today in 1997, Ron heard Hermione's voice coming...
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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I CAN’T MAKE ANY OF MY CHRISTMAS GIFTS BECAUSE OF YOU. GODDAMMIT, LOST.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team?
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already in the United States.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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“Why are we so full of restraint? Why do we not give in all directions? Is it...”
– Henry Miller (via misswallflower)
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Put Something Corporate on shuffle....
Konstantine. Yeah, you would do that, iPod.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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